120 THINGS ABOUT ME…Let’s see if you can tell which answers are fake…
(001) Your gender: I am woman, hear me ROAR!
**Missing 002***
(003) Single?: Not at all…
(004) height?: 5 ‘7
(005) Your birthday: June 2, 1983
(006) Age you wish you were:What kind of question is this…I’ll go with 9.
(009) The color of your eyes:Hazel
(012) Tattoos: 5
DO YOU…
(013) Smoke: Like a chimney
(014) Do drugs: do I ever…I’m talkin crack, speed, Mary Jane…but I’m not an addict!
(015) Read the newspaper: Well, I work for one, so one would think that at some point in my day, I might glance at one.
(017) Talk to strangers: Love to…I get candy from them too, after they give me rides to places.
(018) Take walks in the rain: Only if my Personal Assitant is there to hold my umbrella over my head.
(019) Drive: Does it count if I pay someone to drive me, unless of course, we’re talkin about the strangers that give me candy.
(020) Like to drive fast?: Nothing under 120 mph.
(021) Hurt yourself: not anymore
(022) Been out of the country: Yup
(023) Been in love: define love
(024) Done drugs: Clean and sober, two minutes and counting
(025) Gone skinny dipping: Yup
(026) Had a surgery: Yup
(027) Ran away from home: Oh yeah, just me, my bike, the open road, and my neighbor’s secret woods in her back yard!
(028) Played strip poker: Is there any other way to play?
(031) Been on stage: Life’s a stage, and we all play a part, and when the music starts, we open up our hearts. Can you believe that came from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But to answer the question, yes.
(032) Slept outdoors: I was born in a bear cave, raised by badgers and adopted by baboons in India when I was 11. Yes,
(034) Pulled an all-nighter: no, I just stayed up all night to study a few times while I was in college.
(036) Talked on the phone all night: I’m a girl, it’s what we do.
(038) Slept all day: I’m lazy, it’s what we do.
(039) Killed someone: I’m crazy, it’s what we do.
(040) Made out with a stranger: only for money.
(041) Had sex with a stranger: only for money.
(042) Kissed the same sex: not at all, i’m fine with kissing guys thank you very much.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex: refer to previous answer
(044) Been betrayed: mm hmm
(045) Broken the law: mm hmm
(046) Met a famous person: well, it comes with being famous, you tend to meet a lot of other famous people
(047) Been on radio/tv: Yes I have.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit: The rougher the better…
(049) Had a nervous breakdown: I was hospitalized for exhaustion. I shared a room with Ashlee Simpson
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance: No
(052) Shoe brand: Jimmy Choo, Manolo, Walmart
(053) School: CU
(054) Wear hats: Not with the cost of this hair cut
(055) Judged other people by their clothing: Yes, yes I have
(057) Favorite place to shop: 5th Avenue
(058) Favorite article of clothing: my $700 pair of jeans with the diamond button
(059) Are you trendy: I have to be
BELIEFS…
(060) Believe in life on other planets: Possibly
(061) Miracles: Definitely
(062) Astrology:It makes me laugh, but no…
(064) God: My Maker…of course.
(066) Santa: Yeah, me and the big guy are like this…
(067) Ghosts: If I say no, they might get mad.
(068) birth: What…?
(070) Yin and Yang: Peace be with you.
(071) Witches: I used to be one in high school.
(072) Easter bunny: I’m allergic to rabbits.
(073) Do you like someone: Yup
(074) Does he/she know: He better.
(075) Do you remember your first gf/bf? Hehe, yeah, I wonder how Timmy is doing…
(076) Whats your ..1 turn-on: A light switch
(077) Do you remember your first love: Yeah, it was chocolate…love at first taste…
(078) Still love him/her: Always
(079) Do you consider love a mistake: Never
(080) What do you find romantic: Thoughtfulness
(082) Turn-off: Smoking
(083) Do you base your judgement on looks alone: Not totally…I’m just trying to be honest.
(084) Have you ever wished it was more “socially acceptable” for girl to ask a guy out? Eh…not really. I’m lazy remember, I want everyone else to do the work.
(085) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Define ‘Physically Unattractive”
(086) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking: I don’t know, do you?
088) What’s the last present someone gave you? Paul paid for my ticket to the Spy Museum, does that count?
LAST PERSON…
(090) That you laughed at: The dork that just called the photo desk asking about photos he took.
(091) That laughed at you: My boss because of the comment I made about the dork that just called the photo desk asking about photos he took.
(092) That turned you on: Now that’s private.
(093) You went shopping with: My personal shopper does my shopping.
(094) To disappoint you: My personal shopper
(096) To make you cry: Diane Keaton, “The Family Stone” was quite the tear jerker.
(097) To brighten up your day: The dork that just called the photo desk asking about photos he took.
(099) You went to the movies with: Paul and Brett
(100) You talked to on the phone: The dork that just called the photo desk asking about photos he took.
(101) You talked to through IM: Paul
(102) Your friends: Does anyone else understand this question?
LAST TIME YOU….
(104) Had sex: the day before…NEVER…haha, you like that, it’s funny…
(105) Laughed at someone: Just now, I’m a very funny person.
(106) Cried: When I went to see “The Family Stone”
(107) Bought something: This morning…an everything bagel with lowfat cream cheese and a bottle of water for breakfast.
(108) Danced: last night, we got a new pole at work.
(109) Were sarcastic: Never…
(110) Hugged/kissed Someone: Monday
(111) Talked to an ex: Last time I talked to Adam I guess…meaning, It’s been a while.
(112) Watched your fav movie: Last time I was home with dad.
(113) Talked on the phone: a few minutes ago to the dork that just called the photo desk asking about photos he took.
(114) Listened to the radio: It’s on right now…all news, all the time.
(115) Watched TV: It’s on right now…all news, all the time.
HAVE YOU EVER…
(117) Helped someone: yeah, when I talked to the dork that just called the photo desk asking about photos he took.
(118) felt betrayed by someone close: mm hmm…I like to call it a lesson in character building.
(119) Said “I love you” and meant it: Define Love
(120) Done something with someone that you didnt want to do: mm hmm
Phew…that was fun, wasn’t it!
